Apparently what he's saying is something like "I've shit in the milk" which is like "What bad luck!" in english. I dunno I think I've shit in the milk should catch on in english, it's much better.

Monster Wednesday

Animal Monday

Cats are fucked.


Humans, even more so.

The Call of Cthulhu

"But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean." -Lovecraft


Eew.

Monster Wednesday

Mama said there'll be days like this.

Monster Wednesday

Subterranean Vampire Rat Man. What he said.

Animal Monday

My dog.

Monster Wednesday

I don't know why they're fighting either. They should be buddies, pooling their efforts to eat or rape (or both) as many country virgins as they can, but alas, they fight on.

*update* The fact that the wolfguy is humping frankenhulk's leg is hilariously unintentional, but now it gives them a great reason to fight.


supersized uggos.

WTF

Tijuana Sugar-Bot vs The Mighty Tiki-Tron. What.

*this was a t-shirt submission that was rejected for reasons along the lines of "too retarded".

Tears and Fears and Feeling Proud

Reject

A dirty dirty hyena I got bored of and didn't finish.

May Your Song Always Be Sung

Animal Monday

..hip? ..hip hop? ..hip hop anonymous?

Girly Friday

I still can't seem to get ink on paper drawings to not look like shit in photoshop. It irks me so. I'll see you in hell photoshop, you hear me, in hell!

Monster Wednesday

Animal Monday

I've decided to retsart the blog after it's long slow death in the last year, and the best way to do that was post a krotchety old racist with a heart of gold. Get lost zipper head!